I watched as the fellow at the top of the ladder used a shovel to remove the metal siding from the house. He would pry, then pull, then awkwardly juggle the shovel and the large piece of loose siding, and then finally drop the siding below to the left of the ladder and almost on top of the fellow at the bottom of the ladder.

I cringed and wondered if I should say something
Hey, guys, someone is going to get seriously hurt. But I knew I would have no influence, so I watched silently pondering what to do while I took pictures.

Then, to my relief, along came a city inspector in shining aviator glasses riding in a white car to rescue them from certain inclusion into the
Darwin Awards.