Friday, August 28, 2009
Fashion Tip: X Hides the Spots
Pin-Up Girl and Flower Child run up to the bathroom to get ready to go out. They're both so pretty, I find it confusing that they say they will need an hour and a half to get ready.
The bathroom door is open and I hear happy chatter and girlie giggles - I enjoy listening to them.
Pin-Up Girl comes over to my desk where I am sitting and procrastinating at blogging,"Woodsy, do you have medical tape?"
"Yes, I do. But why do you need it?" I worry that maybe one of them has poked themselves in the eye with the mascara brush (as I might do).
"Oh," sighs Pin-Up Girl, "I can't wear a bra with my new dress, so I need the tape in case of a wardrobe malfunction."
I give her the tape and continue to efficiently put off writing.
Then, I realize that I don't understand what she is going to do with the tape. Tape her dress to her bosom?
"Hey, Pin-Up Girl, why the tape?" I yell out.
"Oh, you know," she purrs back innocently, "gotta make little x's".